Welcome to the mythopoetic world of Thor - the Norse mighty god of thunder and lightning.
Recently Thor and his infamous hammer Mjolnir paid a visit to one of his American colleagues - the Thunderbird. That´s where he learned that Spirits, too, have to pay tribute to the modern telecommunication age. So be it known once and for all that starting from today he will just discharge his loud, vociferous remarks & threats over the net.
Don´t be scared. Grab a fresh cup o´coffee and stick around for a while.